MAYBE IT’S us. Maybe it’s the long dark winters. Maybe it’s a reaction to South Park. But whatever the reasons, the genius behind this wacked-out Kawasaki ZRX1200R on the Canadian eBay site has produced something truly epic.
It’s hard to know where exactly to start. The triple front headlights? The yokes apparently made out of sections of railway track? The *twin* Garrett M24 turbos and their quad-air intakes? Or the 360-section rear tyre? Wherever you look, there’s something deranged going on. Nitrous bottles, air shifter, a dual-chain drive super-wide stretched swingarm, and all coated in deep shiny chrome so bright and sparkly it seems to have broken yer maun’s phone camera. And the chromed skull-light up front is the LSD on the cherry on the icing on the cake.
The bike, dubbed Rexzilla (of course) is, sadly not finished. But it will apparently be “an easy job to finish” for someone with skills. Price is just 20,000 Canadian dollars, and you can check it out in all its glory on eBay here: https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Pro-Street/372510890282?hash=item56bb61192a:g:4mMAAOSwVRBb92Ak